ALIENS VENMOED ME
A TRILLION DOLLARS
AMAZON #1 BEST SELLER!
This is the short story available in eBook, audiobook, and paperback formats. It's only 7k words (~24 pages and serves as a precursor to a full novel version).
The eBook is free for a limited time almost everywhere:
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"The truth is out there...
and paying very well."
BOOK BLURB:
Doug Dawkins lives to debunk conspiracy theories, especially crackpot claims of aliens. So when his dead dad FaceTimes him (giving him crazy money and orders to cover up the truth of extraterrestrial existence), Doug is sure this is a hacker's scam and reports it to the NSA. Then government security servers melt down. NSA agents become convinced Doug and his wife are dangerous spies. But Doug is sure he'd never kill anyone or believe aliens exist. Could he be half right?
One problem is that an astronomer just discovered the background static of the universe is actually unfathomably complex, interstellar communications, definitive proof of alien life, and that professor is... Doug's wife, Lena Fierro.
Why would he want to turn down a trillion-dollar cosmic bribe, yet still conceal the truth from the world?
Book Comparisons: THE THREE-BODY PROBLEM meets THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY.
Movie Comparisons: DON’T LOOK UP meets CONTACT and GALAXY QUEST.
"Spacetime is money."
Reviews:
LITERARY TITAN: 5 Stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Aliens Venmoed Me a Trillion Dollars is a wild, brainy, satirical sci-fi romp... It felt like Black Mirror collided with The X-Files and got notes from Arrested Development."
• 5 Stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "sharply written, inventive, and fantastic story" — Asher Syed, Pro Reviewer
• 5 Stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "a fast-paced, humorous, highly entertaining blink-and-you-miss-it story sure to delight readers" — Golder Hazelton, Pro Reviewer
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FHCN6H6G
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